THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING
Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT
In Wicked, during “Dancing Through Life” Fiyero sings “Stop studying strife, and learn to live ‘the unexamined life’.”
Fiyero is quoting AND MAKING FUN OF SOCRATES!
He may have gotten kicked out of those schools, but he sure picked up some stuff. Just goes to show that Fiyero is only playing up his reputation as a carefree, brainless dude.